I have decided:
1. This is WAY out of my league
2. You all helped me realize it.
SO THANK YOU.
Anyway, I was looking at a redirect plugin, and found one. But it seems like it might work the opposite.
Again, I want to take a dead link and redirect it. The plugin seems to take your new post and then redirect.
This may be much more trouble than its worth.
Kind of. LOLOL.
I knew someone would help. I guess I have to get that from my hosting company? (godaddy in this case)