Red you should be ashamed blowing off that user. I never post on stuff but I came across this trying to find what this horrible process was. On my server it takes up to 20 seconds to run this request when all other functins return in ms.
Using new relic, I was able to trace this down. Maybe you should listen to people and you could have an even better product, rather than insisting they are the problem.
You could see for your self, but I am sure your to arrogant and sure of yourself. however if your willing to be humble and listen below is proof.
https://snag.gy/qlyCEv.jpg
