It’s sorted – a PHP-savvy friend of mine wrote a script to port everything over.
I got a small part of the first 12 entries. TextRider and RSS apparently don’t mix. The solutions are to either find a halfway decent way of converting TextRider to RSS in full, or to wait for a plug-in. Seeing as I’m the only guy in the world who’d use said plug-in, it’s a bit pointless waiting for one, really.
I can barely build a sandcastle, let alone a plug-in in a language I only just understand.
The RSS thing didn’t work. TextRider’s RSS feed is a bit pants – http://www.benpaddon.co.uk/?page=rss
It does, but it’s not perfect. I’ll give it a go.