WordPress.com Stats… But without Jetpack

Problem: I want to use WordPress.com Stats, but as a standalone plugin, without Jetpack.

WordPress.com Stats was the only module of use for my particular site, as it presented statistics in a format that proved useful, particularly at a glance in terms of page views, referral traffic sources, most popular articles for the last 24/48 hours. I don’t wish to use any of the other modules in Jetpack and don’t want the bloat of having it installed, just for that one module.

I also use Google Analytics externally for n’th degree detail, but just haven’t found an alternative to WordPress.com Stats that I can use in my dashboard.

Is there (a) any likelihood of getting hold of WordPress.com Stats as a standalone plugin, or (b), an alternative that presents data in the same way?

I’ve tried various recommendations, but non offer the same features, or provide completely unrealistic stats.

Help!