static page – programically

I am trying to make a page s`tatic for a theme only, it is the theme loaded by the wordpress-mobile-pack

it is a mobile theme, I made a new version of the static page loaded on the home page of the main site, so that it is optimized for a mobile device…

in the mobile theme in the index.php file I made this hack, but I am sure there is a better way to do it:

where this is:

if (isset($_GET['archives']) && ($archives = $_GET['archives'])!='') {
  $wpmp_title = __("Blog archives", 'wpmp');
  $wpmp_archives = true;
} elseif (have_posts()) {
  $post = $posts[0];

  if (is_search()) {

I did this:

if($_ENV["REQUEST_URI"] == "/") {
   query_posts('page_id=94');
} elseif (isset($_GET['archives']) && ($archives = $_GET['archives'])!='') {
  $wpmp_title = __("Blog archives", 'wpmp');
  $wpmp_archives = true;
} elseif (have_posts()) {
  $post = $posts[0];

  if (is_search()) {

so it now first checks the ENV to see if they loaded something beyond the domain name:
$_ENV[“REQUEST_URI”] == “/”

if they loaded a page it would have /page=94 or whatever…

That does work, but is there a way to do it without doing it that way? A way that wordpress designed it to work so it works according to their system?

Thanks,
Richard