Need WordPress Code Ninja Urgently!

Hi WP-Forum,

I need a WP code ninja/developer to help me with my site. I went to guru.com on the recommendation of a friend who had a good experience with that service. I ended up with some disappointingly incapable developers who had to be micro-managed and who wrote code that disabled some functions on the WP dashboard and who ultimately told me that they are unable to perform the most basic tasks that we agreed upon in advance to have performed.

If money is no object (it is, but let’s talk hypothetically for now) where would one turn for professional help to design a relatively simple WP site?