Monkey See, Monkey Do

Hi,

I don’t even know which version of WordPress I’m not using.

This is because the children have left, all of them, even the ones we used to feed.

It’s also because I find it impossible to learn new software from instructional videos or text.

I learn pretty quickly with a real person pointing at the bits on the screen and then shouting at me when I get it wrong.

So, I was hoping that there might be someone living within a reasonable distance of useless self who could teach me the basics.

I’m not rich, but I can bring nice lunches and drinks.

I live just outside Hastings, East Sussex, UK and would be delighted to hear from you, or you, or the patient looking one in the red shirt.

Cannibals and serial killers welcome.

Cheers,

Shane