Can’t Justify Text

Okay, I don’t know what I am doing wrong (clearly, else I wouldn’t be here).

I try to put “text-align:justify” is many different places in my style sheet but no matter what I try, the text won’t justify to both ends! I don’t know if I’m missing something or using the wrong code. I just want the text in the left column to have that magazine style. It seems to be doing it for the articles in the middle.

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