Automatic background updates. Can't them them to work

I’m on 3.8 but ever since 3.7 I was not able to get this thing to work.
I’ve read a lot of posts but all in vain.
None of my installs will do this.

Here’s my main one (btw, is there a method to get this information in one click instead of copy-pasting and manually editing?):
Plugins:

Acunetix WP Security Version 4.0.3 (DISABLED)
Akismet	Version 2.5.9
All In One SEO Pack Version 2.1.2
AskApache Password Protect Version 4.6.8 (DISABLED)
Background Update Tester Version 1.1
FD Feedburner Plugin Version 1.46
Google Analyticator Version 6.4.7.3
Login LockDown Version v1.5
NewStatPress Version 0.7.6
PC Robots.txt Version 1.3
Simple Tags Version 1.8
Social Bookmarks Version 4.1.6
StatPress Version 1.4.3 (DISABLED)
SyntaxHighlighter Evolved Version 3.1.7
Twitter Posts Version 1.0.2 (DISABLED)
UserVoice Version 1.3
WP-SpamFree Version 2.1.1.2
WP to Twitter Version 2.8.0

Themes: about 7 selected, the WP Default is active.

the background update tester plugin reports:
    PASS: Your WordPress install can communicate with WordPress.org securely.
    PASS: No version control systems were detected.
    PASS: Your installation of WordPress doesn’t require FTP credentials to perform updates.
    PASS: All of your WordPress files are writable.

This site is able to apply these updates automatically. Cool!

I made the following changes in the WP-config about a week ago
define (‘AUTOMATIC_UPDATER_DISABLED’, false);
define (‘WP_AUTO_UPDATE_CORE’, ‘minor’);
still no game.

So what am I to do/verify next?

Thanks.