I’m with ya, Elliott.
From what I’ve read, I think a lot of other people are, too. Apparently there’s no bridge that does that.
As a result, I’ve decided to ad a link mod that’s available on SMF’s site to my SMF forum, and to use that to link back to my WP page. I guess I’ll go with a SMF theme that’s close enough to my WP theme to at least not clash as much as they do now.
Somebody who knows a lot more about it than I do could make a fat stack by creating a theme bridge and selling it.
