The first public announcement of my site is exclusively at WordPress.org. Why? It was THE solution to make my site happen under a deadline. Once I find ten minutes together I'll contribute to the cause. This software and site are awesome.
I thank you all for all your help. With much trial and error and guidance from this place I got something up and running that looks better than I had hoped.
Again, thanks for all the help, I truly appreciate it.
(Don't panic conservatives who love Macs and liberals who dig Wintel, you're also welcome!)