I should just give up, shouldn't I? :P
I did everything I thought I was supposed to do to install shortstat, but I'm getting:
The necessary tables could not be created. I know, I know, this isn't a very helpful error message...
as an error.
I created a table and filled in everything (I thought) correctly, but clearly not. What do you need to know so's I can get some help? Again. :P