Random Text/HTML Using PHP

I am not very good with PHP but I think it involves random

have you ever thought of searching the web for ‘random php’ which would have pointed you to a few possible sites with php tutorials?

anyway, one possibility out of many:

put your quotes into an array, and select a random counter; something along those lines:

<?php
$quotes = array(
'Too good to be true',
'The greatest prayer is patience  - The Buddha',
'Another Quote',
'If the WHY is big enough, the HOW looks after itself.'
);
$rand = rand( 0, count($quotes)-1 );
echo $quotes[$rand];
?>

http://php.net/manual/en/function.rand.php