“lifetime license” expired

This relates to the premium version – which allegedly gives a lifetime license for the software, and a year’s updates and support.

Except it’s not just updates and support that expire after a year, but the actual license too. I tried to remove it from one site and set it up on another – no problem right? I have a license… Nope, can’t transfer it to the new site “Your license has expired”. Try to move it back to the original site – “Your license has expired”.

That’s a “lifetime license”.
That has expired.

Maybe this is the universe’s way of telling me I died last year and have been imagining everything since then.

That would explain some things actually.