Give your WordPress site wind.
Farticles makes your WordPress site fart when a page is scrolled.
Now with added backend and login farts
After installing, you will need to visit your general options page to set where you would like to fart.
Use with care as websites playing any kind of audio without a warning or permission from the user are generally obnoxious and annoying.
This plugin uses the fartscroll.js script from the onion