I want to install this on SO MANY SITES! What absolute brilliance.
In the next version, maybe you can code it up so that IF user XYZ is logged in, the system will automatically kick him out after every 4-6 different page reloads in the WPAdmin... Because I have a certain someone in mind.... muahahahahaha
EDITED to include this: OH MY WORD the reviews of this plugin are AMAZING!! HAHAHAHAHA Best find all night!!
My clients are starting to see patterns! Please consider using
mt_rand() in place of
Otherwise, nice work.
Yesterday I was blind... Installed the plugin... Today I can see.
One of the biggest stressors in my career is the difficulty of keeping in contact with my clients. You see, I get distressed if I don't get an email from each of them at least 2-3 times a day. This plugin has completely revolutionized the way I do business. Now I don't have to twiddle my thumbs waiting for a client to reach out - I can rest assured that I'll hear from him/her on a regular basis! I can't believe no one thought of this sooner.
Some friends are getting this on 4/1/14.
I installed this plugin on a client's site. He called me several times every day because he continued freaking out that something was wrong with his site. At this point, he was on the border of starting a new drinking habit. After trying several browsers per my suggestion, he eventually switched to Internet Explorer. The problem with that was that nothing works correctly in IE. This pushed him over the edge. That's where the real problems began. He definitely had a drinking problem. I could tell from his slurred words when he called me several nights in a row trying to figure out why he kept getting logged out.
A few nights ago, I had to talk him down from the ledge of his apartment building. He was ready to jump. The great thing was that half the town showed up. We made it on the front page of the local paper. I was rewarded and given honorary keys to the city for saving this man's life. Needless to say, I practically became an overnight celebrity in my town. I get free drinks at bars. Women look at me. I even got in free at the bluegrass festival this weekend. Heck, they even gave me a complimentary soda and nachos.
This plugin has done wonders for me.
Oh, yeah, they had to lock my client up for a few days down at the county rehabilitation center. Some type of psych tests or something. I'm not sure. I haven't heard from him since he went in.
I can't imagine how I got by without this plugin. It's so refreshing and I've installed it on the wife's blog just to get her to call me more often.
Wife: Why am I getting logged out again????
This... plugin... has made me... so happy at home. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
*Wipes tears from my eye*
Do you have a group blog where your writers keep hitting "save draft" and never really publishing the work they're supposed to be publishing? Well this plugin is for you! A random die roll gives them a 1 in 10 chance of being logged out. It will give them a nice scare about their work not being saved and will encourage them to hit "Publish" sooner. Of course, they'd still get that die roll when they do, and you'll make them come calling to see if their work was saved.
This is the perfect plugin for the fascist managing editor.
I've heard that this plugin can make your site Digg-proof, but again maybe it's just because Digg is dead.
This plugin highlights the fact that there's a huge 'Roulette' market with needs for: Login Roulette (valid credentials get rejected 1 in 10 times), Publish Roulette (sometimes pressing "Publish" will just delete your post, so you can enjoy all those post revisions that nobody uses), The_Loop Roulette (infrequent reversed display order on your front page to be playful with indexing robots), and of course Theme Roulette to sometimes activate theme Kubrick like it's 2008 again.
This plugin works, flawlessly. On the other hand, I spent 15 minutes trying to figure out what was going wrong with my login. You see, my fellow employees thought it would be funny to prank me and put this plugin into full effect without my knowledge. FUNNY GUISE. It's a great plugin if you're looking to infuriate someone.
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