Now that I read this over again, I doubt that anyone would be interested in trying to figure it out. I didn’t want to post a bunch of code here, but I realise now that having to go check out the page source on my site is a lot more undesirable.
Anyway, no worries, I’ll just badger away at it myself.
Thanks anyway.
PS: I’ve looked at in in Safari, Firefox, and Camino, and it displays the same in ecery browser.