Theme Creation

I can’t find a very plain, simple theme that has a left sidebar only and a text header. I’ve searched for a freelancer to create my theme but I’m not having any luck. Either they want to use a stolen theme to edit, want $200 or can’t speak enough English for me to explain what is needed.

I thought y’all had a jobs section here but you’ve hidden it well if you have one!

Could you please point me to your jobs forum or recommend a source for inexpensive theme creation?

Thank you