I just released a new plugin called 'Erocks Dashboard Lockdown'.
What it does is boot all subscribers out of /wp-admin/* and onto /wp-admin/profile.php.
When Buddypress is enabled, it even kicks subscribers off the /wp-admin/profile.php page and redirects to their appropriate buddypress /profile/ page.
Basically I want subscribers out of wp-admin..
If you do too, Check it out...