I'm lost trying to add a fairly straightforward php if/else into my page. I've got as far as creating the statement and inserting it into the correct place in page.php, but I can't figure out how to 'call' it properly. All I want is that if a particular word appears, the function is called and prints its result in the page. Can anyone tell me how I can structure the command to do that please? I've been at this for HOURS!!!