My university webhost supports PHP but only if all PHP scripts end with the suffix .cgi and start with a she-bang header. I thought maybe - MAYBE - I could go through all of the WP files and make those changes, an enterprise that seems theoretically possible but a tremendous headache. I've looked for documentation on this and found nothing helpful, but perhaps I am looking in the wrong places. Does it exist at all? Can I really practically do this, or should I just give up and look for a new webhost?