OK, I've found out about this wordpress thingy, I've read the site and downloaded the files to see what its all about, and frankly I have no understanding about what I'm trying to achieve with this "installation". 1) I have 0 understanding of php and I don't even know what mysql is? 2) What does it mean by database? Does this mean your website? Does the upload/install mean uploading to webspace? 3) Does anything actually install on the computer?
I'm very confused and my head hurts, why can't it all be done in some kind of installation wizard?