Sir! Please regard your tone and choice of words! Really, If you want help within a community, ranting and raving unnecessarily about the object in question is NO way to get help!
now, i looked up how to get rid of this error and people advise to re-install wordpress again (WHICH I JUST DID!!)
Okay, I am not sure what exactly you looked up to try to troubleshoot your problem, but I will see what I can do to respond anyway. First of all, some people may be having problems like this because of a corrupt file, which would be a good reason to reinstall WordPress. But in your case, the error was caused by an edited file. This is probably due to some mismatched syntax, or something of the sort. In short, it probably could have been fixed by reverting to an earlier version of the file (if you made a backup before editing) or finding the problem with your edit.
man, if I was a php developer I would make an awesome, stable Shopping Cart with great shipping options and then charge $5 to buy it.
I find it necessary to remind you that the key word in your statement is IF. IF you want to go out and become a PHP dev and write a plugin, that's great! Really! I'm not being sarcastic. But if you want to become one and contribute to the community by producing a plugin (payed or not, as long as it works well), and then you wouldn't have to complain.
WordPress is always bringing out flippn updates that make everyones adrenaline kick in just before you click the upgrade button because more times than not, you get a flippn error message where you have to start you life all over again.
In computing, errors happen. MAKE BACKUPS. Computers are only as smart as the people directing them, and occasionally there will be slip-ups (whether it's you, someone at WP, someone at your host, etc.)
i mean, what the **** is memory allocation anyway ??
i mean, just use what you need in memory to get the ****ing job done Errorpress.
Again, please moderate your tone. There are distinct limitations on purpose to prevent errors. If there is a plugin that uses to much memory due to a bug, or a hacker that does it on purpose, the memory limit is there as a safeguard. It also comes in handy when your host knows that there are limitations in place to keep their memory usage within good ranges.