I created this thread five years ago: http://wordpress.org/support/topic/i-will-pay-you-to-help-me-set-up-my-blog?replies=3#post-546032
Now, when people Google my e-mail address, that thread is the first search result. Since it's a really old topic and not even relevant to my current site, I'd really appreciate it if any moderators out there could remove it from the site.
Unfortunately, it doesn't even seem to be archived under my user profile, so I can't modify it at all. i hope this request isn't too annoying, but i'd appreciate it.