Can Word Press do, or have, the following:
1) Make me money?
2) Have good support Forum's where people instantly respond to my questions?
3) Teach me to code my site and make it the way I want it?
4) Teach me CSS?
5) Make me a MySQL guru?
6) Comfort me when I'm sad?
7) Is it made in Texas?
8) Does it have any other Styles?
9) Make me a better writer?
10) Run Moveable Type?