Here's What I'm Thinking

Make me head of the theme directory and I will do the following:

1. Delete all themes that have not been worked on for over a year; even if they are compatible with the latest version of WP.

2. Restrict all theme designers to one keyword. So be sure to choose one that is more relevant to your theme.

3. Delete all themes now using more than one keyword. You want your theme back on the directory, you’ll have to submit it again, remembering the one keyword limit.

4. Any theme using either “left sidebar” or “right sidebar” when said sidebar is actually on the other side will be rejected. It isn’t “left” or “right from the theme’s point of view, it’s “left” or “right” from the viewer’s point of view.