theme with asides?

Does anyone know of a theme with asides already built in? I spent all weekend trying to install asides on my blog, and I just can’t seem to get them to work. I tried Matt’s Asides (I am using the Oh So Very theme, and couldn’t get it to work.) I then installed the AsideShop plugin, and for some reason, it keeps posting my posts double. No clue why, and no clue how to fix it.

So, now I am looking for a theme that is “aside ready”. Preferably 3 columns, widget ready. Asides that are below the header, as opposed to on the sidebar. Oh, and if it could make me a pot of coffee while it’s at it, that would be great. 🙂

Thanks in advance for any help that swings my way!