Title: Kill Howdy
Author: Pat Hawks
Published: <strong>March 3, 2011</strong>
Last modified: January 4, 2013

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# Kill Howdy

 By [Pat Hawks](https://profiles.wordpress.org/pathawks/)

[Download](https://downloads.wordpress.org/plugin/dirtysuds-kill-howdy.1.02.zip)

 * [Details](https://wordpress.org/plugins/dirtysuds-kill-howdy/#description)
 * [Reviews](https://wordpress.org/plugins/dirtysuds-kill-howdy/#reviews)
 *  [Installation](https://wordpress.org/plugins/dirtysuds-kill-howdy/#installation)
 * [Development](https://wordpress.org/plugins/dirtysuds-kill-howdy/#developers)

 [Support](https://wordpress.org/support/plugin/dirtysuds-kill-howdy/)

## Description

Yesterday, a client told me that he was sick of starring at “Howdy” in the WordPress
admin interface.
 He told me it made him want to punch his computer in the face.
He asked me if I could replace it with something like “Hello, Your Majesty”

After I stopped laughing and picked myself up off the floor, I coded this plugin
that will change Howdy to a different, random greeting.

## Installation

 1. Upload `dirtysuds-kill-howdy` to the `/wp-content/plugins/` directory
 2. Activate **DirtySuds – Kill Howdy** through the ‘Plugins’ menu in WordPress

## FAQ

  I have an idea for a new message to display

Great! I’d love to hear from you.
 kill-howdy@pathawks.com

## Reviews

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## Contributors & Developers

“Kill Howdy” is open source software. The following people have contributed to this
plugin.

Contributors

 *   [ Pat Hawks ](https://profiles.wordpress.org/pathawks/)
 *   [ dirtysuds ](https://profiles.wordpress.org/dirtysuds/)

[Translate “Kill Howdy” into your language.](https://translate.wordpress.org/projects/wp-plugins/dirtysuds-kill-howdy)

### Interested in development?

[Browse the code](https://plugins.trac.wordpress.org/browser/dirtysuds-kill-howdy/),
check out the [SVN repository](https://plugins.svn.wordpress.org/dirtysuds-kill-howdy/),
or subscribe to the [development log](https://plugins.trac.wordpress.org/log/dirtysuds-kill-howdy/)
by [RSS](https://plugins.trac.wordpress.org/log/dirtysuds-kill-howdy/?limit=100&mode=stop_on_copy&format=rss).

## Changelog

#### 1.02 20130103

 * Now works with Admin Bar
 * Change greeting each day rather than each page load
 * Cache the greeting of the day, for slightly faster loading

#### 1.01 20110315

 * Moved `$greetings` to `greetings.txt`

#### 1.00 20110303

 * First version
 * Works

## Meta

 *  Version **1.02**
 *  Last updated **14 years ago**
 *  Active installations **10+**
 *  WordPress version ** 2.8 or higher **
 *  Tested up to **3.6.1**
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## Contributors

 *   [ Pat Hawks ](https://profiles.wordpress.org/pathawks/)
 *   [ dirtysuds ](https://profiles.wordpress.org/dirtysuds/)

## Support

Got something to say? Need help?

 [View support forum](https://wordpress.org/support/plugin/dirtysuds-kill-howdy/)

## Donate

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 [ Donate to this plugin ](http://www.pathawks.com/p/wordpress-plugins.html)