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I need a theme created for my site, and can't do it myself. it needs to blend right in with my site and look exactly like it. I will pay money for a theme. MONEY!!! COLD HARD CASH!!!! I need this theme set up.
Email me at firstname.lastname@example.org with your price. This is a quick way to make 20 bucks or so, and I'm sure someone can do it for me. When we agree, I shall send you my site files, so that you can make a theme that looks just like it.
Thankyou so much,