Doing more digging, here's the problem, in facebookapi_php5_restlib.php:
protected function convert_xml_to_result($xml, $method, $params) {
$sxml = simplexml_load_string($xml);
And my server logs concur:
PHP Fatal error: Call to undefined function simplexml_load_string() in /path/wordpress/wp-content/plugins/simple-facebook-connect/facebook-platform/facebookapi_php5_restlib.php on line 3216, referer: http://www.gizmolovers.com/wordpress/wp-admin/plugins.php?activate=true&plugin_status=all&paged=1&s=
simplexml_load_string isn't defined anywhere. But it should be built in - my server is running PHP 5.3.5 and this should be standard in PHP5. I'm going to ping my server admins...
Ah - try 'php -m' on your server and see if SimpleXML is loaded. In my case it looks like PHP is unhappy.
php -m
PHP Warning: PHP Startup: Unable to load dynamic library '/usr/local/lib/php/20090626/pcre.so' - Cannot open "/usr/local/lib/php/20090626/pcre.so" in Unknown on line 0
PHP Warning: PHP Startup: Unable to load dynamic library '/usr/local/lib/php/20090626/fileinfo.so' - Cannot open "/usr/local/lib/php/20090626/fileinfo.so" in Unknown on line 0
PHP Warning: PHP Startup: Unable to load dynamic library '/usr/local/lib/php/20090626/imap.so' - Cannot open "/usr/local/lib/php/20090626/imap.so" in Unknown on line 0
PHP Warning: PHP Startup: Unable to load dynamic library '/usr/local/lib/php/20090626/pcre.so' - Cannot open "/usr/local/lib/php/20090626/pcre.so" in Unknown on line 0
PHP Warning: PHP Startup: Unable to load dynamic library '/usr/local/lib/php/20090626/simplexml.so' - Cannot open "/usr/local/lib/php/20090626/simplexml.so" in Unknown on line 0
PHP Warning: PHP Startup: Unable to load dynamic library '/usr/local/lib/php/20090626/spl.so' - Cannot open "/usr/local/lib/php/20090626/spl.so" in Unknown on line 0
PHP Warning: PHP Startup: Unable to load dynamic library '/usr/local/lib/php/20090626/filter.so' - Cannot open "/usr/local/lib/php/20090626/filter.so" in Unknown on line 0
PHP Warning: PHP Startup: Unable to load dynamic library '/usr/local/lib/php/20090626/hash.so' - Cannot open "/usr/local/lib/php/20090626/hash.so" in Unknown on line 0
PHP Warning: PHP Startup: Unable to load dynamic library '/usr/local/lib/php/20090626/json.so' - Cannot open "/usr/local/lib/php/20090626/json.so" in Unknown on line 0
PHP Warning: PHP Startup: Unable to load dynamic library '/usr/local/lib/php/20090626/pdf.so' - Cannot open "/usr/local/lib/php/20090626/pdf.so" in Unknown on line 0
PHP Warning: Module 'ctype' already loaded in Unknown on line 0
PHP Warning: Module 'dom' already loaded in Unknown on line 0
That'd explain why I can't use SimpleXML currently...