Script to play random background sound on each page opening?

Hi, all.

I am making a light-hearted comedy/musical site. I want a random sound file to play every time a new page or single post page or opens up (like Homer Simpson saying D’ope, or More Cowbell, etc.).

How could I do this?

I know how to make one play:

if (navigator.appName == "Microsoft Internet Explorer") {
document.write('<bgsound src="http://startupselling.com/natestest/wp-content/uploads/igottahavemorecowbellbaby.wav" loop="false">');
}
else {
document.write('<embed type="application/x-mplayer2" pluginspage="http://www.microsoft.com/Windows/MediaPlayer/" name="MediaPlayer" src="http://startupselling.com/natestest/wp-content/uploads/igottahavemorecowbellbaby.wav" autostart="true" showstatusbar="0" showcontrols="0" showdisplay="0" volume="1" height="1" width="1" loop="false"><br />');
}

Then paste this into the page:

<script type="text/javascript" src="http://startupselling.com/natestest/wp-content/uploads/morecowbell.js"></script>
<script type="text/javascript">
<!--
updatepage();
//--></script>

But I really know nothing about JavaScript arrays, which I’m pretty sure is what I need here.

It might also be good to know how to use a custom field to do it, that way the sound bites wouldn’t need to be random, I could put a sound bite on a page that is related to that page.

Thanks in advance!