I've updated the file and did another test run. Nothing changed except the phrase "forced delete" is affixed to each deleted cache file:
00:23:20 /blog supercache dir: /home2/redacted/public_html/wp-content/cache/supercache/www.redacted.com/blog/
00:23:20 /blog No wp-cache file exists. Must generate a new one.
00:23:20 /blog In WP Cache Phase 2
00:23:20 /blog Setting up WordPress actions
00:23:20 /blog Created output buffer
00:23:21 /blog Output buffer callback
00:23:21 /blog Anonymous user detected. Only creating Supercache file.
00:23:21 /blog Writing non-gzipped buffer to supercache file.
00:23:21 /blog Renamed temp supercache file to /home2/redacted/public_html/wp-content/cache/supercache/www.redacted.com/blog/index.html
00:23:21 /blog Sending buffer to browser
00:23:21 /blog wp_cache_shutdown_callback: collecting meta data.
00:23:22 /wp-cron.php?doing_wp_cron supercache dir: /home2/redacted/public_html/wp-content/cache/supercache/www.redacted.com/
00:23:22 /wp-cron.php?doing_wp_cron gc: deleted /home2/redacted/public_html/wp-content/cache/supercache/www.redacted.com/the-quest-to-find-cowboys-in-texas, forced delete
00:23:22 /wp-cron.php?doing_wp_cron gc: deleted /home2/redacted/public_html/wp-content/cache/supercache/www.redacted.com/an-otterbox-slideout-solution-case-for-the-iphone-4, forced delete
00:23:22 /wp-cron.php?doing_wp_cron gc: deleted /home2/redacted/public_html/wp-content/cache/supercache/www.redacted.com/from-denver-to-colorado-springs-to-denver, forced delete
00:23:22 /wp-cron.php?doing_wp_cron gc: deleted /home2/redacted/public_html/wp-content/cache/supercache/www.redacted.com/well-i-wont-be-doing-that-again-for-a-while, forced delete
00:23:22 /wp-cron.php?doing_wp_cron gc: deleted /home2/redacted/public_html/wp-content/cache/supercache/www.redacted.com/its-midnight-so-its-time-for-some-hot-chocolate, forced delete
00:23:22 /wp-cron.php?doing_wp_cron gc: deleted /home2/redacted/public_html/wp-content/cache/supercache/www.redacted.com/the-new-reflex-case-for-the-iphone-44s-by-otterbox-should-you-get-it, forced delete
00:23:22 /wp-cron.php?doing_wp_cron gc: deleted /home2/redacted/public_html/wp-content/cache/supercache/www.redacted.com/im-baaaaaaaaack, forced delete
00:23:22 /wp-cron.php?doing_wp_cron gc: deleted /home2/redacted/public_html/wp-content/cache/supercache/www.redacted.com/i-really-hate-the-tsa, forced delete
00:23:22 /wp-cron.php?doing_wp_cron gc: deleted /home2/redacted/public_html/wp-content/cache/supercache/www.redacted.com/time-to-man-up-my-travel-gear-brxtravelgear, forced delete
00:23:22 /wp-cron.php?doing_wp_cron gc: deleted /home2/redacted/public_html/wp-content/cache/supercache/www.redacted.com/why-i-suck-at-writing-dating-profiles, forced delete
00:23:22 /wp-cron.php?doing_wp_cron gc: deleted /home2/redacted/public_html/wp-content/cache/supercache/www.redacted.com/everything-i-know-about-los-angeles-i-learned-from-harry-bosch-my-trip-to-blogworld-la, forced delete
00:23:22 /wp-cron.php?doing_wp_cron gc: deleted /home2/redacted/public_html/wp-content/cache/supercache/www.redacted.com/memories-nothing-but-the-memories, forced delete
00:23:22 /wp-cron.php?doing_wp_cron gc: deleted /home2/redacted/public_html/wp-content/cache/supercache/www.redacted.com/how-do-i-know-yellowstone-will-finally-erupt-and-engulf-all-of-north-america-next-week-because-ill-be-there, forced delete
00:23:22 /wp-cron.php?doing_wp_cron gc: deleted /home2/redacted/public_html/wp-content/cache/supercache/www.redacted.com/so-true-so-so-true, forced delete
00:23:22 /wp-cron.php?doing_wp_cron gc: deleted /home2/redacted/public_html/wp-content/cache/supercache/www.redacted.com/planning-ahead-landing-in-denver-and-prancing-about-town-from-there, forced delete
00:23:22 /wp-cron.php?doing_wp_cron gc: deleted /home2/redacted/public_html/wp-content/cache/supercache/www.redacted.com/rockefeller-statue, forced delete
00:23:22 /wp-cron.php?doing_wp_cron gc: deleted /home2/redacted/public_html/wp-content/cache/supercache/www.redacted.com/delta-bans-jews-and-christians-from-flying-their-airline, forced delete
00:23:22 /wp-cron.php?doing_wp_cron gc: deleted /home2/redacted/public_html/wp-content/cache/supercache/www.redacted.com/miss-me-yet, forced delete
00:23:22 /wp-cron.php?doing_wp_cron gc: deleted /home2/redacted/public_html/wp-content/cache/supercache/www.redacted.com/newark-airport-parking, forced delete
00:23:22 /wp-cron.php?doing_wp_cron gc: deleted /home2/redacted/public_html/wp-content/cache/supercache/www.redacted.com/did-god-read-my-rants-on-check-in-apps, forced delete
And so on. This mass delete is always triggered after it hits "/blog" too. I'm wondering if it's a theme conflict of some kind (I'm using the Headway theme, http://www.headwaythemes.com )