I've tried everything under the sun, nothing after nothing. Google after Google-- and the content on it is so old, I don't think it will help my problem.
When I'm in my WP dashboard and click on Settings>>Permalinks, I get this:
Internal Server Error
The server encountered an internal error or misconfiguration and was unable to complete your request.
Please contact the server administrator, webmaster@XXXXXX.com and inform them of the time the error occurred, and anything you might have done that may have caused the error.
More information about this error may be available in the server error log.
Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.
I have deleted my .htaccess files.
I have added the code suggested by WordPress's Permalinks page in my .htaccess
I have reinstalled Apache
I have restarted the server
Seriously, they should just take Permalinks off the menu in Wordpres. It doesn't work.