So I downloaded Jetpack because it has some awesome features. As soon as I installed it, I had time-outs and server resets galore. It really is an awesome pluging; and I happen to have a great web host who I've been with for 13 years now. However, I determined that it was Jetpack that was slowing my website down so much. Great in theory; not in practice. I deleted it and won't be trying to use it again.
And I totally meant to give it one star, dammit.