hyperlink my whole home page

hi

i have a website running on wordpress it is http://www.bestkitsethomes.co.nz

it is only one page. i want to be able to make the whole page one giant hyperlink that will then take people to another site.

can anybody tell me how to do this? people need to see my site first THEn if they click anywhere on my site the are taken to another site.

Ps if this is wordpress support then you guys rock, i just finished reading “my year without pants”