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Gods Got His Own Blog! (24 posts)

  1. RayFiasco
    Member
    Posted 6 years ago #

    Gods started blogging!`
    http://www.bloggedbygod.com`

  2. newdirt
    Member
    Posted 6 years ago #

    Well. If he is, I'm sure he's using WordPress.

  3. Ivovic
    Member
    Posted 6 years ago #

    Hello, I'm professor Ivovic PhD.

    As head of Theological Pseudoscience at the University of Frito Lay, I've overseen countless hours of research into the translaton of one of the most important Christian documents ever produced.

    Based on that research I can confirm that this site is indeed genuine. God really has started a boring self-indulgent blog using wordpress.

    It bears the sacred symbol referred to in the old texts as the 'Mark of Favor'.

    You wouldn't believe how difficult it was to translate "pink asterisk" from Aramaic.

  4. Joni
    Member
    Posted 6 years ago #

    Didn't Andy Kaufman start his own blog a few years ago too? {{snort}}

    @ OP: It's an interesting, original concept. It will annoy the hell out of the Christian right who won't see the irony and sarcasm of it, and the atheists and agnostics won't pay it any mind.

  5. whooami
    Member
    Posted 6 years ago #

    god has had a blog for a long time, but I cant find it right now.

  6. pengki
    Member
    Posted 6 years ago #

    wow, god use WordPress and watch football! Interesting.

  7. ClaytonJames
    Member
    Posted 6 years ago #

    @ Prof. Ivovic,

    You are most definitely, a man of many hats, as well as a superior observer with mad satirical skills. I swear to God ( oh, wait... He's busy writing and article on improving communication skills with schizophrenics at the moment ), if you weren't on the other side of the planet, I'd have to buy you a bear... a beer, a BEER! Oh, for Christ's sake, now I think I might need analysis.

    (...one ticket, one way, window seat please.)

  8. Ivovic
    Member
    Posted 6 years ago #

    Haha ClaytonJames, it's Sunday afternoon here and I happen to have a Boag's Premium in (ok near) hand as I write this, having dragged myself back to my desk.

    If you enjoy beer, I highly recommend you try to find this particular brew. It's exported worldwide, but since God himself drinks it, it might be in short supply.

    I'm sure you'll be reading about it on his blog in the coming weeks.

    Cheers to you :)

  9. Stephen Rider
    Member
    Posted 6 years ago #

    This will really annoy AllahPundit. :)

  10. RayFiasco
    Member
    Posted 6 years ago #

    Wow I wasn't expecting all of this support :) Glad to hear that it's original, I get these ideas in the most awkward of times, usually when I don't have a writing utensil. What other blog to use than wordpress. Glad to see you guys liking it, hope to see some RSS Subscribers :) Oh btw, do you guys reckon I should enable comments?

  11. mh0825
    Member
    Posted 6 years ago #

    Very cool idea. Seems to be off to a good start.

  12. RayFiasco
    Member
    Posted 6 years ago #

    Thanks, I'm just wondering how to get alot of attention to it :) Favourite it.. =)

  13. Ivovic
    Member
    Posted 6 years ago #

    start off with more interesting posts :)

    be.more.godlike. :)

    here's an idea... try answering all of life's questions. The answer doesn't matter, as long as you can google it.

    I wanna see your site come up when I google "meaning of life" :P

  14. Joni
    Member
    Posted 6 years ago #

    Well, god can start endorsing sports figures, politicians, etc. He can claim to proudly be a member of the NRA, NOW, etc. Possibilities for lively discussion are endless.

  15. RayFiasco
    Member
    Posted 6 years ago #

    I was thinking of making it more of a "his life" and adventures, I'm currently brewing a new adventure he gets upto with the other gods.. enough said.. =)

  16. RayFiasco
    Member
    Posted 6 years ago #

    Check out the blog now =) Gods Launched Heaven For You Guys =P

  17. whooami
    Member
    Posted 6 years ago #

    Check out the blog now

    I'll pass, thanks. Im not an atheist or a bible thumper, (im middle of the road) and I find it kinda offensive and cliche at the same time.

  18. whiskeylima
    Member
    Posted 6 years ago #

    I have just one question.. why does God refer to himself in the third person? He also makes a few grammatical errors. So he's not so perfect after all.

  19. ClaytonJames
    Member
    Posted 6 years ago #

    I was in the middle of the road once. I got run over by a Bible thumper
    chasing an atheist. Now THAT was offensive :-)

    .. why does God refer to himself in the third person?

    Hmmm... 'cause he's about 20 going on 15 and thinks he has struck on a novel and new idea?

    ...he also (most surprisingly), seems to lack the most basic of grammatical syntax or contraction punctuation. I am almost disappointed by the complete lack of Archaism one would expect (although errantly), in such an effort. Must not have attended a Catholic school, I guess. (insert rimshot here, please).

    But alas, I completely agree with Whoo. I think this type of humor, or humour, depending on your lineage, needs to be left to the professionals...

    ...George Burns, George Carlin, Mel Brooks...

    Keep smilin' ...

    </feedingthebeast>

  20. StrangeAttractor
    Member
    Posted 6 years ago #

    I always kinda thought God would be funnier, or more whimsical, or more visionary.

    Whether or not God is real, I think it takes certain genius to impersonate Him. Google the etymology of the word "inspiration."

  21. whiskeylima
    Member
    Posted 6 years ago #

    maybe it would be more appealing if God was trying to appeal to a new audience? I could see him trying to 'Get down with his homies'

  22. RayFiasco
    Member
    Posted 6 years ago #

    Thanks for the advice and not heavy criticism.

  23. Un_oFFiCiaL
    Member
    Posted 5 years ago #

    i guess this is disrespect ...
    what a domain !!!!!

  24. RayFiasco
    Member
    Posted 5 years ago #

    I'm sorry if the blog offends you, that's not what it's intended to do.

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