Database… hmmm Im a noob

So, I love websites, but don’t like databases 🙂 (not real keen in understanding how to use them) Was told that wordpress is very easy to use. However, I have no database set up (do I need to download MySQL Community Server or can i use Access) and second I am in my config.php file and …
<?php
// ** MySQL settings ** //
define(‘DB_NAME’, ‘wordpress’); // The name of the database
define(‘DB_USER’, ‘username’); // Your MySQL username
define(‘DB_PASSWORD’, ‘password’); // …and password
define(‘DB_HOST’, ‘localhost’); // 99% chance you won’t need to change this value

// You can have multiple installations in one database if you give each a unique prefix
$table_prefix = ‘wp_’; // Only numbers, letters, and underscores please!

// Change this to localize WordPress. A corresponding MO file for the
// chosen language must be installed to wp-includes/languages.
// For example, install de.mo to wp-includes/languages and set WPLANG to ‘de’
// to enable German language support.
define (‘WPLANG’, ”);

/* That’s all, stop editing! Happy blogging. */

define(‘ABSPATH’, dirname(__FILE__).’/’);
require_once(ABSPATH.’wp-settings.php’);
?>

Can someone help me edit this crazy thing? Where do I upload my database to (ftp://domain.com and do what? HAHA I love being a NOOB. I am trying to learn but am really frusterated….

THANKS TO WHOMEVER HELPS>>> IF ANYONE 🙂