I'm so sorry to waste most people's time here, but your plugin is EXACTLY what I've been searching for and exposing my incompetence is a small price to pay if I can get this to work.
I have no idea about php, I do know where to find the single.php file for my theme, but what do I place where? and you mention replacing something with something depending on something? Which string am I looking to replace? what is a locale?
I'm really sorry, I really meant it whaen I said I was a newbie...
Thanks for your patience! :)