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1. elayne
   Member
   Posted 2 years ago #

   I'm sorry, I'm a bit knockred at the moment and I don't know all the pretty words you lovely people use. . So please laugh not too loudlywhen I ask:

   Say that I want to post about my weekend,.. I know that some topics will be of no interest to some, but thevery reason for exising for others. I do not want my readers to have to slog through things that bore them, to find the things they want.

   So! I would like to write a post like this:

   TITLE: Weekend of Debauchery
   First Paragraph: Friday night started at Hugh Heffner's mansion
   !--more--
   blah blah blah wha6t happened naked ladies ***(some sort of "undo more" right here!)***

   Secondparagraph: When the SWAT team showed up, we hid in the third wine cellar to the back, where we found...
   !--more--
   blah blah blah it was amazing !--endmorep--

   Thirdparagraph: After we got dried off, we realized that we were right next door to Paris Hilton's apartment. Her door opened and out walked... !--more--blublbublublub!undomore

   4Para:After we hid the bodies, we went to get donuts, and ran into - guess who =!--more--blblblblblblblbl!--lessmore

   Does this make any sense? so that paragraphs can be behnd teh break, instead ofg the whold rest of hte post.

   siorry, i am drunk, (it's my birthday, yay me! may not make sense.

2. Kafkaesqui
   Moderator
   Posted 2 years ago #

   First, happy birthday (belated).

   As to your question, if I'm interpreting it correctly, you're looking for the <!--nextpage--> quicktag, which when inserted into a post will paginate the text, so when published the post will be split into page 1, page 2, and so on. And unlike <!--more-->, the 'nextpage' quicktag can be used as many times as required in a single post.

   Note that it does require the link_pages() template tag exists in your theme templates to generate the page links.

   Finally, try not to blog drunk. :)

3. vkaryl
   Member
   Posted 2 years ago #

   Heh.... Kafkaesquí, there are MANY worse things one can do drunk than blog....

4. Kafkaesqui
   Moderator
   Posted 2 years ago #

   True, but few involve having to read it afterwards...

5. samboll
   moderator
   Posted 2 years ago #

   Being innundated with splogs lately, it might be refreshing to peruse a few drogs.

6. vkaryl
   Member
   Posted 2 years ago #

   *laughing* One up to you, Sam!

7. Kafkaesqui
   Moderator
   Posted 2 years ago #

   I think I prefer the name dlogs. Then, if you can't say it, you know you've had too much.

8. vkaryl
   Member
   Posted 2 years ago #

   Another good one! However, when did you ever know a drunk who KNEW s/he wasn't able to say something properly?

9. Kafkaesqui
   Moderator
   Posted 2 years ago #

   Once when it took me about thirty seconds to say "establishment," I pretty much had the level of my inebriation figured out.

10. vkaryl
    Member
    Posted 2 years ago #

    You'd have probably done fine with "antidisestablishmentarianism"....

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