Import Facebook/Twitter statuses as blog posts?

I’m looking for a plugin that will let me import facebook statuses INTO WordPress, not the other way around. Bonus points if it can work retroactively (ie, set it up and it will import past posts). I don’t want a sidebar widget, I want them actually imported and made into blog posts (or something similar).

Ideally, it would be able to post them in daily digest format, but per each is fine, too. It would also be best if it was for facebook, but twitter works in a pinch.

Does anything like this exist? Thanks so much in advance!